Fuck Yeah Menswear: Bespoke Knowledge for the Crispy Gentleman
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The men’s fashion magnum opus for the ages, “Fuck Yeah Menswear is a hilarious new tome for the sartorially obsessed” (San Francisco Chronicle).
In your hands is an Amazonian blowgun full of deadly knowledge darts ready to be delivered straight to your cranium.
You’re about to begin a journey that will end in only one way—with you standing naked in an abandoned ravine watching as your old wardrobe slowly burns. Let this be your illustrated Iliad for dressing better.
Don’t sleep. Read Fuck Yeah Menswear. Refer to it. Cite it in your dissertation. Owning this book sends a very clear message to your peers, coworkers, and loved ones: “I’m trill as fuck.”
to dominate the confines of my tie rack. I’ve since burned all my other neckwear and have held steadfast in my commitment. My bond is eternal. My love is unwavering. Often, while alone, I slowly wrap myself in its delicious embrace. Tighter. Tighter. Tighter still. Then, I touch myself. Sweet release. Oh, sweet silky navy release. No. 5 Chinos Dawn. Looking out through the bay windows, I slipped off the bed and into my chinos. Crisp yet casual, their perfectly muted khaki color reminded
fucking service Pitch a tent on the game Cause it’s a fucking circus Buyer’s Guide: WEALTH, BALLER, POOR For each item in your wardrobe, there are clearly defined tiers—wealth, baller, and poor. Where do you stand? Godspeed if you find yourself in need of an upgrade. SHIRTING Wealth—Finamore Baller—Gitman Vintage Poor—Brooks Brothers NECKWEAR Wealth—E. Marinella Baller—Drake’s Poor—Tie Bar POLOS Wealth—Dead stock Lacoste Baller—Band of Outsiders Poor—The Gap
traditional this education is, the designer will use this experience to hone his or her skills, find an identity, establish a pedigree, and attend some parties. Where designers ultimately find work in their namesake career is hard to say. They may start their own eponymous line. They may go work for the eponymous line of someone else. They will all work for brands, both big and small. They will work for some of the most storied fashion houses the world has ever known, and they will work for some
becomes a portal into the world of the brand and displays the clothing in a mixture of signifiers and motifs that turn the mundane into the must-have. Brands sell stories and lifestyles and the merchandiser is the spinner of tales. A modern master of retail and oft-cited are the stores of Ralph Lauren, who never ceases to amaze with the finest details and no spared expense, whether it be a converted mansion or an entire Colorado ranch. But merchandising can come in many forms. Even brands that
the peak of American sportswear, it’s no wonder people from the future still dress like this. Keys to the look are three-button sack suits, natural shouldered jackets, slim khakis, knit ties, and button-down shirts. If you put on your kit and look like a boring old man, you’re absolutely crushing it. AGE: 35+ (1960s 18–21) STRENGTHS: Nostalgia, SATs, driving Beemers, looking like a college professor, smelling musty WEAKNESSES: Subtle monograms, secret clubs, Jazz lounges, talking to