Give Death a Chance: The British Zombie Invasion 2

Give Death a Chance: The British Zombie Invasion 2

Alan Goldsher

Language: English

Pages: 83

ISBN: B00CQNQEX6

Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub


It’s 2009, and Zombie John, Zombie Paul, Zombie George, and Ninja Ringo are poised to show the United States the true meaning of Beatlemania. During their first American tour since 1966, they throw down with supergenius supervillian Justin Timberlake, get abused by scantily-clad chanteuse Madonna, do some dreadful things to wannabe Zombies Noel and Liam Gallagher, possibly behead Eminem, and take on Lady Gaga’s “Little Monsters”, all in the name of climbing to the Toppermost of the Poppermost.

In the hilarious, gory sequel to the critically acclaimed mashup, Paul is Undead: The British Zombie Invasion, author Alan Goldsher is the road manager and appointed scribe for the Poppermost Over America Tour, insanely crisscrossing America in a foul-smelling van packed with three short-tempered, power-mad English Zombies and one frustrated Ninja drummer. Throughout the mayhem of the brains-fueled tour, Goldsher finds out what it really means to Meet the Beatles, and answers the oft-asked question on the lips of every Fab Four fan, “What does Liverpudlian Zombie breath smell like from two inches away?”

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silly—which will neatly transition into my leading the house band on The Bill Hader Show—he’s getting a show when Jimmy Fallon replaces Jay Leno that year—and I’ll be set for life, or until Bill gets cancelled.” He paused. “It’s all about planning and marketing,” he said. “Planning and marketing. Planning and marketing. Planning and…” John said, “Right, we get it. Planning and marketing.” “But what about music?” Ringo asked. “Do you even care about that?” John said, “Not that hippety-hop is

fellow wasn’t the normal Zombie you found in the Liverpool underground. First of all, he was mutated, y’know, with Vampire teeth, and the gills of a fish…” “The fookin’ nutter could breathe on land and sea,” John mumbled. “And the hair of a hippie. I couldn’t help but stare, y’know, even though John was tugging on my shirt, trying to get me out of there…” “I fookin’ hate the sewers,” John mumbled. “So finally I said, ‘How long you been undead, mate?’ He smiled at me with those freaky

oozed blindly toward the front of the arena. As the Beatles backed away from the foot of the stage, Gaga laughed maniacally and said, “I knew this day would come.” More laughter, then, even louder, “I’ve been preparing.” More laughter, more volume. “I’m ready.” More laughter, more volume…and was she getting bigger? “Zombie musicians are relics, and they must be eradicated, and I’m the only person who can do it.” Yes, she was getting bigger, and her face was changing, becoming more defined, more

the entire north side of the Garden in the process. Lady Madonna’s bass player elbowed me in the ribs, pointed at the gaping hole in the side of the building, and said, “Finally, man. This place should’ve been razed ten years ago.” And then I heard a pained groan and a thump from behind me. I spun around, and was greeted by the sight of Ringo pinning a now normal-sized Lady Madonna to the floor with only his left foot. “Hey lads, should I finish her off?” he called to his bandmates. The

with numerous celebrities and public figures. For more information, please visit http://www.AlanGoldsher.com or write GiveDeathAChance@gmail.com

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