A Mans Guide to Pregnancy: How to live with a Pregnant Person (and get out of it alive)
John Zakour
Language: English
Pages: 60
ISBN: 0957952856
Format: PDF / Kindle (mobi) / ePub
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knows—no matter how big she actually is—that you think she is NOT FAT. Just keep repeating this phrase over and over until you can say it with a straight face. “No, honey, you are not fat; you have never looked better!” Those simple words can save your life. 9) Most Important: Don’t forget to lower the “seat”. There are few sights worse than seeing a pregnant woman stuck in a toilet, and there are few things more dangerous than a pregnant woman who has just become unstuck from a toilet. 18
to pass out, there’s no better place to do it. And don’t worry about your wife; she’ll be so busy giving birth she won’t even notice you’re gone. Increased responsibility Many men worry about this one so much they take on an extra job to help feed the extra mouth. When dealing with this fear, remember what the late Senator Paul Tsongas once said: “No man on his death bed ever said, ‘I wish I had spent more time at work…’” Loss of spouse and/or child Almost every expectant father mentions this
king) Girl’s names Acceptable girl’s names The following is a list of girl’s name that you can use without having other people say: “Huh?” Carol Caroline Cathy (with a C) Cindy Dawn 30 Debra Jessica Lisa Madonna (Just making sure you’re paying attention) Margaret Marie Mary Melody Nancy Natalia Natalie Olga (It’s my wife’s name—I have to include it) Rachel Rebecca Sally Susan Teri Girl’s names to avoid These names will either make guys think your daughter is easy, or cause her to sue you—or
................................................................................ 43 Handy definitions ........................................................................ 44 Recording what makes your wife happy .................................... 49 Recording what displeases your wife .......................................... 50 Pictorial Records .......................................................................... 51 Getting out of trouble
scratch yourself. 3) Tell your wife you love her. 2) Try to remember those breathing exercises they taught in Lamaze class and have your wife do them. 1) Don’t forget to keep breathing yourself. You’ll be surprised how much easier the pregnancy will be for all involved if you don’t faint. 38 The Recently Pregnant Woman This book would be incomplete if it didn’t at least mention how to deal with “the recently pregnant woman.” After all, this woman isn’t much different than the pregnant
